eHarmony UK is Different. After testing eHarmony using a full membership making sure that we contacted every match sent to us by eHarmony we came to the conclusion that though this model may work, eHarmony needs to do a little in house cleaning first.

From the 50 Matches sent by eHarmony, our profile was viewed by 6 members. With the way eHarmony reports and shows matches to each other, you have to view a profile in order to see details and a picture of that person.

We therefore assume that more than 80% of the matches sent by eHarmony were in active profiles. As eHarmony does not show recent activity on the profiles it is impossible to know when they last logged in, if indeed they ever have.

We filled in the profile and their psychometric test completely and truthfully, using our trained Guiney pig here at the office. The reports returned by eHarmony described a different person altogether, the personality traits they said our Guiney pig had and the sort of person he is, couldn’t have been more wrong (well it could, they could have said he was a woman).

We cannot with any morality recommend you use eHarmony; they say the site is designed to only match you with people you have a chance at something special with. What they don’t take into account is, most people when they start using dating site do so because they are feeling vary dejected, and probably a bit down, the way eHarmony works will make people feeling like this feel much worse

We strongly recommend you do not spend your money on eHarmony, unless you have plenty, and don’t mind throwing it away.